Hahaa! When it comes to applications, the iPhone has it all. Want to control your TV? There's an app for that. Want to find the nearest Chinese restaurant? There's an app for that. Want to record your bowel habits and share them with your friends? Yup, there's an app for that, too. A program called Poop the World somehow squeezed its way into Apple's iPhone App Store this month. For $1.99, the app combines the iPhone's GPS power with your own notes to create a public diary of your private business.



Dumb? Sure. Pointless? Of course!






Let's start with Number 1 shall we ?

If you're too lazy to eat right and work out, FatBurner2K is just the app for you--provided, that is, that you're also incredibly gullible.
FatBurner 2K claims to "turn your iPhone into the gym that works on your terms." (Those terms, we assume, are watching "Roseanne" reruns while eating jelly doughnuts.) FatBurner's secret: The app makes your iPhone vibrate. Apparently, that tiny vibration, placed upon your massive belly, will magically transform you from Mr. Jiggles to Mr. McConaughey.
On the plus side, that's 99 cents you won't be spending on Skittles.

Next :

You can return the Rogaine--your iPhone holds the power to keeping your hair looking good. Hair Clinic For Man and Woman claims to be the "world's first mobile hair clinic system." Its makers say the app generates inaudible frequencies that "promote blood circulation around hair roots." All you have to do is move the handset around your scalp while the app sends the frequencies.
If you actually pay $8.99 for this thing, you deserve all the strange looks you'll get for rubbing your shiny phone on your shiny (and, sorry, still balding) head in public..

hahaa.. This is 2 of the funnier ones of showing how ppl can be so gullible to even purchase these (If they do... THEY ARE EVEN MORE GULLIBLE THAN ME !!)

Oh btw, all credits are given to PC world.. I did not write all those.. Go check it out ... its called 'the 10 most idiotic iphone apps'.

Sign at Tanjong Pagar.

Hahaha.. saw this on my way back from lunch..

So.... Where will the parking offenders be referred to den ??? Hahaha.. ok ok.. I know I know what the sign is TRYING to say..

I'm just saying.. It really does look like it's written as a single sentence...

At least maybe say "Strictly no parking" den add a line below or something, seperating it to say "Offenders will be referred to the Traffic Police " right...?

Boxing !!

Yesterday Aining and me went to the gym, she had this personal training session with one of the trainers.. I.. was suppose to accompany her.. Cos maybe she's afraid the trainer will kill her or something like that.. hahaa... So... We got ready and waited for him..

When he came down.. we were seperated.. -___-
He brought down another trainer.. and suggested that we do one to one training session so he can concentrate on Aining. I'm a little reluctant cos... You noe.. I only there to accompany.. I don't really have the intention to really exercise that day.

But.. what to do.. Though I told the other trainer "huh.. I'm only there to accompany her.. I... Don't really want to exercise today.. "
Den he went like, "nvm la.. you can hav a PT (personal training) with me.. while waiting for your friend too.. "

Next thing you noe... I'm introduced to the boxing ring.. x_X
He asked me to sit down on the chair while he help mi tie the Boxing hand wraps.

Its some freaking long sash that starts with a ring around your thumb and you tie around your hands before you wear the boxing gloves to protect your hands and knuckles from all the punching..

So I sat down.

Next thing I noe, he got down on one knee... holding the end of the ring of the cloth and asked, "Will you marry me?"
hahhaah.. Awww...
And what can I say ? I went, "Ha-haha... ah... what the hell? "

Anyway, it looked super awkward with him wrapping my fingers and hand.. with him on one knee... it took him quite long to wrap.. Cos the thing was so freaking longggg..... I just sat there with one hand out and can't do anything else...

Anyway.. my hands were finally all wrapped up and they look like I'm bandaged with a purple cast. I look injured.. -_-
BUT! There's still GLOVES ! I must say.. they look quite cute.. hahaa.. Though you have to squeeze your hands in it..
But when i got in the gloves.. I look clumpsy..
Like I have really big red hands... no.. no... its really BIG red CUTE hands.. =D

Hahaha.. so I entered the boxing ring.. Den the trainer said, "Punch me.."..
I went, "WHAT!?"
"Ya.. I'm serious, punch me.. "<-- Punch his palms.. So.. i went, "ok~ if that's what you want.. " And, I punched him.. (his palms) He didn't seem to hurt.. partly because I was unwilling to punch a un-armored person.

Den shortly.. we were punching and punching.. Its rather fun.. But don't see like that punch punch... can really get tired.. cos he keep moving around.. and you have to.. 追他來打.. chase him and beat.. hahaa..

Anyway I was punching happily den he said.. "ok.. Kick me.. here"(points to his arm) I was like wah lao... why you so emo one! I punch you you still want me to kick you.. Den I dare not kick too hard.. Cos he was not wearing any paddings at his arm... He claims that his muscles are his padding.. -____-

So ok lor.. I kick.. But of cos.. When you have no intention to kick someone, You will restrain your full strength.. So I just kick.. he keep saying "harder! harder!".. =_=

In the end, he use the padding.. cos I really dare not really kick him =\ So shortly after all the kicking and punching and kneeing him... I was seriously tired.. He himself is also sweating lor... I asked, 'Why are you sweating! I'm the one punching !"

So to rest, he asked me to do push ups!! ARGH!! But with the Gloves.. quite comfortable la.. The sponge of the glove really helps in the support. Quite a good work out.. Anyway.. I really quite enjoy the experience la.. Very xing xian... definitely will try it again..

Hurray for another new experience made in 2009 !

The cosy place.

The Candlelight SMALL tables.

My new colleague, Jason wanted to try the drinks.. So he bought the medium(which looked like a Starbucks Tall/Small Size). And when got the receipt.. I swear I could see the -___- in his face..

HAHAHAH!! You were served by the 'FAIRY GOD MOTHER' ! hahahahahha!!

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a receipt!!

Oh and if you are wondering about the taste of the drinks, based on review from Jason, it was normal... Not worth that $5.50 ..

Nevertheless.. I think the shop's outlook kinda compensated the lack of uniqueness in the drink. And the receipt.. THE RECEIPT.. hahaha!! Visit and share your experience ah!

Anecdotes from Aining??? hahahhahahaa

♥∂ïnïng says:
*woooo~~
*i bringing BIG ball to sch again
*=.=
*eh wad ball
*IS BAG
*hahaha

™Thunder Pig VII - Crazy world.. Full of crazy contradictions... says:
*HAHHAHHAHHHAA!!
*i'm like "huh?? U bring ball to sch for what ? "

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
*IDIOT
*IDIOT

™Thunder Pig VII - Crazy world.. Full of crazy contradictions... says:
*i try to relate it to netball or sth
*but NO LINK !
*AHHAHHAHHA!!!

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
............

™Thunder Pig VII - Crazy world.. Full of crazy contradictions... says:
*I SHALL BLOG IT !!!

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
*......
*NO JOCEYLN


Hahahhaaha!! Why are you thinking of MASTERBED Rooms and BALLS these days huh? hhahahhahah!!!

I've just took a SUPER duper long IQ test. That includes all kinds of weird questions.

And... Guess what ?! I have an IQ of 120 !

Tested n proven that I'm not an idiot. In fact, I'm quite above averagely intelligent..

Ok enough of self praise here.. I'm just glad i'm not an idiot..

I used to only have a score of 117 the last time I took years ago.

But damn it.. so many years.. only improve 3 point..

Guess i'm not getting any much smarter... T_T
*
Amazing Fact.. Leonardo Da Vinci.. He had a ultimate IQ of 220 !! Like WTF !!
Hahaha.. You'll really have to bow to this ultimate Genius... Amazing how someone can be this smart..

Hahhaha.. as usual.. Sometimes i forgot to log myself out of msn in my office..
Days like that, i would be greeted with lots of blinking boxes in the next morning... I had one funny blinking box that made mi smile in the morning.. Awwww.. Karen.. hahaha... its was from Karen.. my long lost friend that started work at SAITO and disappeared for a while on msn.... Here she is... :

闪电小龟 ！ says:
oh Jocelyn!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
such a CHIM nick!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
what happened?
闪电小龟 ！ says:
where is EVERYBODY!!!!?????
闪电小龟 ！ says:
damn it!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
I come online and nobody is answering me
闪电小龟 ！ says:
NOBODY!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
WHY??!!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
hahaha
闪电小龟 ！ says:
YOU LIED!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
u're NOT IN ONLINE!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
U're in GYM!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
BLOWING!!!! your hair perhaps
闪电小龟 ！ says:
but STILLL!!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
AFK!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
U LIED jocelyn!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
YOU LIED!!!

闪电小龟 ！ says:
ok!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
wo qu shui jiao le
闪电小龟 ！ says:
u better read this whole offline msg before closing this window ah
闪电小龟 ！ says:
haha
闪电小龟 ！ says:
good nitex jocelyn!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
Happy Thursday!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
WHOOSH!!!
闪电小龟 ！ says:
=D

I'm like.. wow.. she can really talk on and on even i'm NOT there to talk to her.. hahahha.. well done, Karen... Well done !