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Its 3am.. I just woke up.. and was feeling a little hungry so i randomly asked..

Me : Dear..

Him : yea ?

Me : Are you hungry ?

Him : Why ? you hungry ? if u are, we go downstairs eat..

Me : Huh?? No no no.. I lazy..

Him : Den i cook noodle for you..

Me : huh ??? Don't want la.. I'm not very hungry.. Just asking only..

Him : You ah.. Next time not hungry don't ask mi if i'm hungry... you see? now I feel like cooking for u..

Me : really.. I'm not hungry.. don't need to cook..

Him (gets up) : Its too late...... to apologise..

*walks out and cook*

Me : -______-"

i think it rather lame too... i agree... wahahahaha!!!

Dinner by the sunset..



we managed to finish all the dishes.. *bloated*
1 bowl Shark's Fin for 2-4 pax ( nice ) - u can't see the serving bowl cos its too big to fit in the pic..
1 Ten wonder duck 2-4 pax ( nice )
1 Mushroom with brocolli 2-4 pax ( erm.. ok ok la.. )
1 XO fried rice 2-4 pax ( nice )

That is alot of food.. Luckily we didn't order our usual XO fried rice for 5 pax.. yes.. we normally order fried rice for 5 pax.. plus the Ten Wonder duck plus vegetables plus drinks.. and the waitresses will always ask us..
" are you sure ? the quantity is for 5 people.. you want to change to the 2 - 4 pax one ? "
They always thought that 2 un-fat people could not finish that.. but NO! everytime we proved them wrong..




My birthday present from Jarel..



The box damn nice... erm... of cos the wallet is nicer la.. haaha.. can't praise the box too much..

I will like to thank him for taking time off work for that day.. and thank him for the present.. Thank you.. I love it.. and I love you.. hahaaha..

After seeing Aining's nick, I decided to talk to her..
"♥ ∂ïnïng - I had a nightmare. . . . i was a captive in a terrorist attack."


Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
its funny.. it seems that many ppl are dreaming abt war these days

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
ITS SO SCARY

Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
i know

Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
you the onli hostage ?

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
i was just telling karen

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
lydia was in it too!

♥∂ïnïng says:
and she was brought to a corner...
cos one of the officer see she pretty
and i think she refused
den she got shot!
saw her half body lying and pool of blood

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
but duno why later she survived!
but...
she became a little girl

Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
...

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
like a black kid..u know black
den she say is her grandma gave her a antidote
which made her live but it will shorten her life and she will be a young kid forever
den she was still v positive

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
wearing tank top...and her bra strap was showing
she still tell me
"look i can wear younghearts now"
zzz

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
rem tt day i went heeren

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
ur bithday ma

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
den saw younghearts bra shop

Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
hhahhahhhahhah

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
i still tease her....

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
saying

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
rem u wear younghearts last time

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
want to buy now or not?

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
den she say.."eh i wear triumph now okie"

Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
wth

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
ya like wth

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
she became a BLACK kid leh

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
like those african look

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
it was in a sch u know! everyday u stay in the class room..when they decide to shot u today they'll come
and u'll run from the room

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
SO SCARY JOCEYLN

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
SO SCARY

Agent Porkchop - The name is Pork... PorkChop.... CHOP CHOP KA LI PORK!!!! says:
den in the end were u shot ?

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
no.....

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
i was alive

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
and i woke up

My nightmare the other day was scary.. but not as scary as hers... o.O

*Self note to myself : Never.. EVER... EVER.. stay in the toilet for too long after 7pm.. *



Let me share one incident today that literally scared the shit out of me..

I was OT-ing today till around 8pm.. den before leaving the office, my stomach a little pain.. so I decided to use the toilet for awhile.. So I went in.. the toilet was dark but when i walked in, the lights came on..(sensor)

So, I went in, and did my business.. I think I was in there for more den 15mins.. Just when I was almost done, reaching for my second batch of toilet paper for the final wipe, guess what...

THE BLARDY LIGHTS WENT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first thing that came to my mind was,

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

-_____-"

IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!

THE TOILET WAS SO BLARDY DARK AND HAD A BLARDY AIR-TIGHT KINDA SILENCE!!!!!!!!!

Searched frantically for the handle of my cubicle door and my bag got in the way, I got hold of my bag and threw it on the floor and swang the door open !!

I was so scared until I RAN out of the cubicle WITHOUT PULLING UP MY PANTS!! AND ALMOST HIT THE WALL!!! ( ITS WAS SO DARK UNTIL I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE AM I GOIN!!! )
I RAN OUT JUST TO ACTIVATE THE SENSOR.. When I ran near the toilet's main door, the sensor is activated and the lights came on... And I faster run back to my cubicle to wear my pants properly.. Took my bag, wash my hands and left the toilet immediately..!! I'm SO lucky that nobody walked in the toilet when I was running out of the cubicle.. -____-

I don't know whether to laugh or to be afriad of today's experience...
But one thing is clear.. NEVER STAY IN THE TOILET TOO LONG AFTER 7PM!!!!!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh shit.. now to think of it.. did i remember to flush the toilet?? =X

Pardon me if it's too draggy.. =D


ok.. I didn't even notice Aining taking the video.. I tot they were laughing cos Aining told us that she waited in there ALONE.. thinking that we are meeting her there.. Who noes.. !! Like Esther said: "wo men na ni ke neng pang seh ni?" (how would we pang seh you?" Awww... you guys.. hahahaa...


I got my first present.. a red lighter.. it is red in colour to light up my passion..
Karen: "its red colour right and a lighter right.. so it'll light up ur passion.. bisssssh.."


As you can see, i was QUITE paiseh to be standing ON A CHAIR.. and shocked for about a second there, that the crew lighted up the stick so abruptly in front of me..

I tried lying to the crew that my name is Lydia.. tsk.. seriously, he almost believed me!!! but the rest just have to correct him LOUDLY..

the funny part is.. AINING.. u can see the camera going up and down, up and down because she is LAUGHING non-stop.. and can't aim properly... -__-

And you can see.. I am good in blowing... THE CANDLES..


Sorry abt the nodding.. I didn't noe what to say!!!
Karen: post it on youtube.. see what ppl comment on it.. Like "what's with all the nodding???"
Esther: den post random questions like " are you an idiot ? " *nods*
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Lydia to Tabi ( snatching the cam from her ): come come come I help u.. I help u I help u... *hahhaahahahhahaa*

And at the part abt thanking Baika.. I would like to clarify that WE DID NOT WEAR THE SAME TEH KOR (UNDERWEAR) THAT DAY!!!!! Just to clarify oK~..!

The part when I was about to thank Angelia, I seriously do not know why I gave those expressions.. I repeated myself cause I realised that I said the wrong thing,

I said : I tot you weren't coming, I was so happy, but u came..

It should be : I tot you weren't coming, but u came, I was so happy..
That's y I repeated myself!! Cos it sounded like, I was upset that she made it for the dinner.. BUT BAIKA.. WITH HIS DIRTY MIND, MADE ME TINK OTHERWISE WITH THAT SENTENCE..

Anyway.. you can see Baika making the comment about the *COMING* part.. that I understood STRAIGHT AWAY.. HAHHAA.. I WANTED TO ASKED HIM TO STOP SAYING IT BUT ITS TOO LATE.. I'M ALREADY LAUGHING!!! SOMEMORE LYDIA KEEP ASKING US TO EXPLAIN!!!
AINING to ANGELIA : OH MY GODDDD!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!! DON'T TOUCH MEEE!!!!!
Priceless ah.. priceless... hahahhahaa...

Well, this is all.... Thank you all again la ah.. and Aining, thank u for uploading the videos on youtube ah..

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A picture captured at the right moment..



I would like to start off with a thank you... to All of you..

Anyway, for those who didn't know what happened.. This is what happened :

I wanted to have a simple dinner with the few ppl that I have been keeping in close contact with.. So naturally, the few ppl came to my mind.. We had everything planned as where n when to meet and what are we gonna eat.. I've made calls and even Baika is free on the day..

Everything went so smooth.. I even left work early to meet Tabitha at 5pm so we can go town first and change a great gift which is great in size too.. hahaa.. i had to change to a smaller size.. So Tabi, being such a great person, went with me to change it.. den we met up with Baika.. So the only thing left was to wait for the rest to arrive.. We 3 walked around till we were quite tired and I've already started receiving msgs from ppl saying :

Lydia (5:36pm): Oh Crap! Joce! I think i have to finish my bank recon today.. So i need to stay back and do it :-S i'm so sorry joce.. Hope u enjoy your dinner :)

Karen (6:17pm): Joce..joce..Jocelyn! I...I can't make it to ur dinner le.. I tried jocelyn! But I lao sai till ka neng! Feel like vomitting! Im so sorry! Pls 4gif me!:(
[*Lao sai till ka neng = Lao sai till leg wobbly*]

Somewhere here I called Johnny to ask him if he can make it.. which he said he can't cos he just came out from Camp and is in uniform.. by the time he go home and change will be very late already..
[*understand.. but starting to get sian already..*]

Poh Huimin (6:28pm): Hey Joce.. I'm sorry I won't be able to make it.. Something cropped up.. Sorry.. And happy birthday :-)
[*Getting pissed off*]

Angelia(7:33pm): Hey! I'm still at the meeting. still got lots to finish. Dun think I can make it. So Sorry! Make it up to u another day!! Enjoy ur dinner k.
[*Getting super pissed off*]

Called Esther foo.. which didn't pick up the phone.. Shortly after I hang up.. She msged me

Esther Foo (7:59pm): sorry joc.. I just woke up.. So tired.. I havin menses today.. U guys enjoy k
[*blardy pissed off that i replied sth that was suppose to sound angry.. but it made her laugh.. -_-*]

Anyway, Slowly i broke the news to tabi n baika.. like saying.. "hey.. lydia can't make it.. ".. " hey.. Esther can't make it too.. ".. bla bla... Even till a point that when i said " hey.. angelia can't make it... ", both of them totally have no expression anymore.. totally ignore me already.. den i did a final call to Aining.. thinking what is takin her so long.. when she answered the phone she's like "Joce! Where are you? I tot you said Fish n Co??"

Den in the end, she came down to HMV to find us (we were at Heeren btw..).. Den when she heard that all of the ppl are not coming.. She also shocked.. den baika said.. "no body come.. we go home la..".. at that time i was so sad and so sian that i also wanted to leave and head home..

Aining said " we eat first lo.. den go home.. den somehow we walked to fish n co.. cos Aining said that she waited there alone at the table, thinking that we were there.. In the end was very paiseh.. "

Anyway... when i walked in the fish n co.. I saw Esther waving.. I was like.. "EH!!"

Hahaa.. seriously first thought came to my mind was.. " wah lao.. bluff me say you just woke up.. but actually you are here dating.. "... I was still looking for Wilson until i saw Huimin, Karen, Lydia.. Den i realised wat is going on..

As i saw them sitting there.. I was so surprised till i wanted to cry but at the same time I wanted to beat them up one by one.. it was certainly a mixed feeling..
Den as we were waiting for dinner to be served, they pointed to the mirror.. den asked "eh? Joce look! whats that!".. I looked and saw... Angelia's reflection..
Wahhh.. tell u.. super shocked and happy that she made it.. although the rest said that she couldn't make it..

For Johnny's Case.. he really can't make it.. hahhaa.. but i forgive u la.. Just make sure someone is there to save u when I hit you...

Well.. I was showered by embarassment by the fish co. crew..
I had to blow the candle from a distance.. No blow, no get off the chair.. So I blew the candle on the second attempt and I succeeded!

hahahaaha!!! And Someone just have to phrase it as "Joce.. You are good in blowing leh!" and naturally, I looked over to Baika who was aum chioing.. which turned into laughing.. Den this phrase was repeated a few times.. until i also buay tahan... cos it SOUNDED SO WRONG!!!!

Anyway, I went on admitting that I AM a dirty minded person! And with the presence of Baika being there,triggered every normal word into a dirty word.. EVERYTHING SEEMED DIRTY!!! Wah lao..
Den when I went on to thank ppl for everything.. when it comes to Angelia.. I said sth like "I tot you weren't coming.. But in the end you came, and I was happy!"... AGAIN BAIKA MADE IT SOUND SO DIRTY! ahhahahahaa UNTIL AINING TOLD ANGELIA NOT TO TOUCH HER!! hahahhahaa !!! anyway.. I thanked Baika for *COMING too.. which made him laughed harder.. Dirty guy right?? tsk tsk tsk...

For those who dunno what the word '*cumming' means.. I shall not pollute anyone's mind.. Ask Huimin.. She noes VERY WELL what is that.. which shocked me..

Anyway.. I ended the birthday thank with "Lastly.. I just want to say, I am good in blowing............ candles.."

OOO.. and.. I GOT A MAHJONG SET!!! WHOO!! THANK YOU ALL!!!
You all are such good actors.. seriously.. seriously.. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING!! (clean version)..

I love you all !!



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I would like to thank a few more ppl for yesterday's celebration at my house.. It was definately a surprise.. no matter how many times i ask u all to go home cos i very cui looking and I was not wearing bra.. YOU ALL REFUSE TO GO HOME!! like what the hell.. hahhaa.. thank you for the lovely cake with the sunk in candles that someone pushed into the cake.. and thank you all for the laughter of the unsucessful 'pops'.. hahhaaa.. Trying to make a wish den u all trying hard to pull the popper.. but ended up that the popper spoilt.. hahaaa... Damn Classic! hahaa.. and the COCKROACH!!! WHY!! of all things.. WHY!!!! STill hide the cockroach.. hahahha.. And Of cos.. thank you all very much for the photo, the ring and the chocolates.. I love them alot and I love you all too!!! Thank you Qian Hui, An Xi, Wan Zi and Wei Dong..!!!

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I would also like to thank Faiz, Songern, Raidah, Ifah, Joey for the cookie and the apple crumble.. hahaa.. and the birthday song you all sang.. It was embarrassing but sweet la ah.. Thank you!

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For the K box session on Valentine's day, Geemoo(Geena), Faiz, Aiman, Raidah and Ifah... Thank you all for making this valentine's filled with laughter.. hahaha.. We had much fun singing all kinds of songs.. I love you all too!!

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thank you for reading Jocelyn's simple blog!!! have a good night!!!

I had lunch with Aining today.. again.. at Subway.. Finally tried sth new, other den Teriyaki Chicken and the Seafood Sensation (which was crab).. I tried the Subway Club, which was indicated as " CB " on our sandwish wrapper.. Wonder what that means.. The onli thing that came to our mind was of cos.. you noe.. the vulgar word.. So.. yea.. Can't tink of anything decent..


Anyway, Aining, I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT JUST NOW!!! hahhhaha... I was still laughing on my way back..

Jocelyn : I have a report due on Friday.. Later I'm not going to be distracted.. I will close all the windows on my computer and concentrate on only my report..

Aining : Yea.. If not the bird will fly to your window and knock onto the window.. den BPLAT!!!

Jocelyn : huh ??? ( giving her the confused look )

Aining : Ya wat.. when the bird hit on your window will have BPLAT! sound ma... BPLAT!!( she still demostrate how the bird fly into the window, did the BPLAT sound and slowly slide down the window )

Jocelyn : WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT !!!! I MEAN MY COMPUTER WINDOW LA !!!!

Aining : Oh.. -__- I tot you say u want to close your office's window..

Jocelyn : -_____________- !!!!!! * faint * Bplat..

hahahhaa... This is SUPER funny.. she still can give me the
" why-u-don't-understand-what-I-am-saying" kinda look.. until I told her I am refering to the window boxes on my computer den I can sense that she feels stupid inside.. hahhahahah.. Den she still say "DON'T BLOG ABT THIS AH!!"
But.. TOO LATE!!! wahahhahaahaha!!!

I forgot to blog the expensive lunch I had with Miss Law Aining.. At the Japanese Place at Amara Hotel.. Bo bian la.. My craving for Sashimi is overwhelming and taking over my will to eat anything else.. so i 'forced' her to eat with me.. wahahaha! =P

Anyway, as usual, I ordered the tepanyaki sashimi set.. $22++ !! I noe its expensive.. but.. but.. there's no where else with SASHIMI other den sakae sushi !! AND I don't wan to go Sakae Sushi IN THE AFTERNOON, cos I will be going there AT NIGHT !!

Well, here are the pictures.. hahaa.. i took the liberty of stealing it from her blog.. cos she has done such a great job consolidating them into 1 picture.. haha.. WELL DONE, AINING!! WELL DONE !!

I do not understand why some of my friends never heard of some cartoons in the 90s !
Like, Conan, Strawberry ShortCake, Conan the babarian, Mummys Alive!, Gargoyles, I am weasel, Cow and Chicken... You noe ?

For example.. This is my conversation with Aining, ( in relation to Conan )

Aining : I always mix up Calton and Conrad Hotel..

Me : tink of Conan when u tink of Conrad.. u noe ? Conan, Conrad..

Me : you noe Conan rite ?

Aining : what's that..

Me : Conan, the barbarian ?

Aining : ... i dunno..



this was still ok.. cos Conan wasn't really my favourite cartoon anyway.. So Aining, you are forgiven..


Next conversation : ( in relation to Jungle Book )

Agent Porkchop says:
suddenly the jungle book song in my mind -.-

Agent Porkchop says:
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Agent Porkchop says:
u noe.. the bear singing this ?

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
......

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
u always make my childhood seemed SAD

Agent Porkchop says:
hahhaha




YEA !! AINING !! HOW COULD YOU FORGET JUNGLE BOOK?! THAT IRRIATING SONG THAT THE BEAR SUNG!! THE BEAR!!!! *shakes head*
Like I said, you seriously need to sit down with me to watch some old school cartoons.. hahahaa!

Here is the other short incident that happened while ordering sandwish in SUBWAY, this time, with Miss Law Aining and Angelia Lim..

[I was debating with myself on whether should I post an entry on this since it will only make me look dumb..

BUT.. I thought to myself, Ahh.. whatever la.. just post.. ] Soo...

Crew: Hi !

Me: Hi..

(Lots of unimportant conversation)

* Crew went to toast the bread den come back to me *

Crew : Toppings ?

Me (pointing to tomatoes) : Erm.. That.. Tomatoes..

*Crew gets tomatoes*

Me (pointing to cucumbers) : Cucumber..

*Crew gets cucumbers*

Me (pointing to lettuce) : and cabbage..

At this time,

Aining (VERY LOUDLY): IT'S LETTUCE, JOCELYN!! LETTUCE!!
(den she started to laugh -_-)

Me : oh.. sorry.. Lettuce! ( damn paiseh la !!!! )

Crew : *Smiled* ( I noe he must be laughing at me inside!!! )

Turn to aining, and said : Aiya.. same la! cabbage and lettuce.. Look almost the same ma..

Aining: *still laughing at me*

Me : -____-" ok..


Yea.. so there you have it.. the stupidier side of me revealed..

I forgot to blog about one quite 'interesting' conversation at SUBWAY during lunch.. anyway.. here it is..

Me: Hi, I would like the Seafood Sensation..

Crew: Its Crab, you noe? (Its crap you noe?)

(I misinterpreted her sentence..)

Me: huh?? (with tat look on my face)

Crew: Its Crab.. (Its Crap)

Me: Oh.. yea.. I noe its crab,( I noe its crap ), its ok, I'll take it.

At this time i was Aum Chio-ing(laughing inside)


DEN at the cashier.. the cashier asked me wat sandwish I took.. I eventually said..


Me (in a serious look on my face): Erm.. I took crap...

Cashier looked up and we exchanged looks.. and we laughed..


yea.. Stupid conversation rite.. I noe... But I was feeling lame as usual..