*warning, this isn't exactly a happy post*



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These days, many things.. many LITTLE things.. have sent annoyance down into my neck down my spine, into my legs which made mi wanna kick everyone or everything in my sight.. *breathing heavily*

I dunno.. Might be the PMS.. I dunno....

First incident:

I was in the toilet.. I reached for the toilet roll.. and teared it off at my desired length.. While bringing it towards me, the toilet paper slipped off my hand and dropped on the floor..

Believe me.. I WAS annoyed with the toilet paper..!! Annoyed till the extend that I was staring angrily at the toilet paper and made a loud "TSK... ".

Seriously.. I have no idea why I did that.. The toilet paper don't deserve that kinda treatment from me.. Not like the stupid toilet flush that pissed me off 5-6 years ago.. (details after this)

Anyway, after I calmed myself down.. I just tot to myself.. "haiya.. just pull another roll la... not as if don't have toilet paper already.. " .. den I relaxed...


Details on the stupid toilet flush 5-6 years ago.(FYI)*reader's discretion too*

I was using toilet... stomachache.. i think that time i had constipation.. Shitting was a personal living hell activity for me that time.. Well, wasn't really eating right last time la..

Anyway, I went in this toilet, laid my toilet paper on the seats and sat down, Trying VERY hard to shit.. JUST when A little is out, the toilet flushed... -__- den Soot back again...




First time nevermind.. So i tried again.. I SQUUEEEEZEE the shit out.. DEN as it's about to come out, The toilet flushed again... !!! *getting quite pissed off*

Nonetheless.. I was almost there... SO.. i decided to try again... being determined to get the shit out.. I SQUUUUUEEEZE again... >.<


Guess what?


Yes.. the toilet flushed again...







You noe what I did ???







I actually turn back to face the toilet flush, raised up my middle finger, and said

" FUCK YOU!! "

Yess... I cursed a toilet flush.. and of course.. it doesn't listen.. it just kept on flushing.. and flushing... I was so annoyed... I wiped my butt and go to another toilet to shit.. -___-"

Yes.. that was years ago.. don't laugh..

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Second Incident:

I was reading 'Breaking dawn' in Jarel's room while he was serving the net. And I saw an ant on my book.. CRAWLING super fast...

And yes.. I was annoyed at the ant... Cos its running around so messily and so fast!! And the next thing i noe.. the ant is gone... and it left me MORE annoyed...

Me : TSK!! WHERE IS THE STUPID ANT!!

Jarel : * looks up and stares at me *

Me : What !!! There's AN ANT on my book!! And I can't find it!!!


Jarel : *speechless*, *stares at me, blinked a few times* *returns his gaze back to his computer screen*

Me : TSK!! * flipping my book.. still looking for the ant *

And, like all endings, the ant was never found...
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Third incident :

Let's just say that I've finally found one Ang moh that managed to irriate the crap out of me..



Ok.. maybe TWO ang mohs.. cos the one standing behind me also quite irritating.. but not as bad as the one IN FRONT OF ME...

This ANGMOH, was ONE AND A HALF HEAD taller den me... SO TALL!!! WTH... DEN the thing is.. TALL nevermind leh.. He kept on fidgetting... Like moving back and forth.. back and forth.. you noe, like that kinda dance you do to keep your pee in you while you are waiting for the toilet.. ??

He was doing that !! THE WHOLE TIME WHILE HE WAS QUEUING !! And poor me.. I was standing behind him.. kenna knocked by him a few times.. But You think he would stop moving?? NO!! HE DID NOT!! He just continued on... AND NO i don't think he looks urgent to me.. In fact.. He looks very comfortable..

He knocked.. and moved forward and continue to move about.. talking to his friend.. I was very much intimidated by his height.. Arbo i sure scold him... Even when he order.. You noe mostly.. when ppl move forward in a queue, you move forward along with them ? NEVER do that when you're standing behind him. Cos when he moved forward to order.. You close in the gap behind him, he will suddenly order finished and den move backwards.. I can't imagine he moved back, tripped on me(because i'm actually small-sized compared to him), and fell... Will I be crushed by him????

I kept a safe distance from him, not wanting to be a human pancake anytime soon.. BUT the ANG MOH behind.. The elbow keep poking me!! ARGH!! I was stuck in the middle.. No where to run.. and HUNGRY!! I have drawn you a diagram of my sufferings at Subway for better illustration... T_T



But, eventually I managed to get my sandwish and sit down peacefully and eat... my SUBWAY CLUB... yum yum....

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That marks my annoyances these week.. Hope this irritating attitude will fade away..

My bintan updates is still pending.. =x

Aiyah... Upload pictures from the camera is... a little more den a hassle to me..

However... Please do not worry.. I will update soon.. I promise Ling weiii... hhahaha

In the meantime there's a couple of things I wanna exclaim out loud!!


Firstly!!!

Yesterday I met up with Ziqi and Angeline for a short dinner.. which, apparently, landed us in Watsons.. AGAIN.. Anyway, given Angel's indecisive mind... We actually stayed in Watsons till they were closed for the day, ONLY to have angeline say "I think nvm la.. don't buy.. " - I feel like killing her!!

hahaha.. its like.. hold the items till the shop wanna close le, den last minute put back the item den say "nvm la.. don't buy first.. "

Hahaha... BUT i decided to FORGIVE her.. hahha.. Because that trip to Watsons made me a happy person while I was bathing that night.. - no dirty thoughts.

COCO and me saw this Loreal Make up Remover...

CLAIMED to be No. 1 Make up Remover in Singapore.. !!

For me, i was debating whether to get the No.1 in Singapore OR No. 1 in Japan.. VERY tempted to get the Japan one, but obviously, it was much more expensive than the Singapore one... hahaa.. so.. COCO and I decided to share the twin pack.. 2 for $19.90!! Each person $10..!!

This !! After the purchase, we ahead home... less than 10 mins later, Coco Lee called me.. and shouted;

Coco Lee : EHH!!! THE MAKE UP REMOVER!! POWER!!!

I thought she was being sacarstic at first. But she went on exclaiming..

Coco Lee : WAH!! I POUR ON THE COTTON DEN PUT ON MY EYE.. DEN WIPE !! ITS ALL GONE!!

Me : Ok ok !! RELAX!! Don't be so agitated.. BU yao ji dong !! Really so Powerful meh??

Coco Lee: Hahaha!! REALLY VERY GOOD LEH!!

Me: ok.. I haven't reach home yet.. I wash already den I will share my excitement with you..

Coco Lee : Hahahha.. ok!!!

*excitedly hangs up*

Apparently.. I didn't realize what was waiting for me inside that small little bottle of make up remover.. until I reached home.. and stripped down into nothing - (ok.. you don't need to noe details about what i'm wearing).

Anyway.. When I was in the bathroom, I was still feeling skeptical.. still doubting…

But as I put the cotton on.. <- (put cotton on.. I never go cotton on.. )
Anyway… I put the cotton on my eye, and in 2 seconds.. I wipe… its GONE! (not the cotton gone, I’m referring to the mascara and the eye liner!!)

It’s THAT easy!! Its was so amazing till I was smiling to myself… I was so happy-go-lucky.. hahahahha… And after that, the bath was happy.. No more hassle !!

Never regret buying.. $10 !! Wooot !!!

hahha.. Death Note wants their apple back... Saw this on lingwei's blog..

http://eighteenoct.wordpress.com/2009/04/13/13-april-09/

And tot it was FUNNY !! funny funny funny.. So decided to STEAL it and POST.. heh heh heh..
*evil laugh*

*a slighter more evil laugh*

*A SUPER LOUD EVIL LAUGH*


Ohh ooh.. and please.. listen to this... Classical music... PERFORMED by JACK BLACK!!



OK.. not CLASSICAL classical.. But.. its from classical musics.. so its classical music originated, so its still considered as classical but not really CLASSICAL.. SO.. its called...

CLASSICO...

Came across some weird names since i started the working life..

A few just made me laugh when i hear them.. But! you can't blame me.. if you were there.. you would laugh too...

I shall just name a few that just made an impression..

1. Oral Cum ( I didn't noe how exactly do I spell her name.. I will elaborate later)- Singaporean

2. Happy Lu Le Le ( yes.. her english name is Happy.. her chinese name is Le Le..) - China

3. Pui Pui (I forgot her surname.. I hope its not 'See'.. or else it just proves that the parents are pure evil to call their daughter that.) - Singaporean

ok.. only can remember these 3 names.. So this is the list of the TOP 3 weird names I've heard so far !



1. Oral Cum..

I was on a train, on the way home.. This noisy bunch of young adults came in.. Guys and Girls.. They were around my age.. Probably a litte older..

AND THEY WERE VERY NOISY..

And the train was already SO crowded.. I was quite annoyed by them because they were just standing in front of me and talking loudly.. and I was very tired that day.. Just wanted my peaceful ride home..

Anyway, I think they just got to know each other and they were still asking each other's name.. During that , a guy noticed that i was quite annoyed with them.. cos I 'diao' him.. (meaning.. i Stared at him with the I-am-pissed-off look).. So anyway.. I ignored him later on and waited for my stop..

So, Being infront of them... I obviously heard all of their name.. and den.. this girl introduces herself when a guy prompted her..

Guy A : Hey.. So what's your name ?
( By the way, Guy A was the one shouting and talking loudly.. )

Girl O (Whispers): ermm... Later den say la..

Guy A : huh ? Why must later say ? Say now la !

Girl O (Whispers) : Don't want la.. Later later..

Guy A : Say leh... What's your name ?

Girl O finally gave in.. and said, "Oral Cum"

Guy A : Huh ?

Girl O : Oral Cum..

Guy A : WHY YOUR NAME LIKE THAT !!???!??!

Girl O : *becomes paiseh and didn't answer the question*

And there i was.. standing behind them.. FACING THEM!! When i heard her name.. My reaction is.. "WTF??"
I tried VERY hard not to laugh.. but I think my face expression already gave me away.. So I faster picked up my handphone and started to call someone to talk to.. and LAUGH..

BUT !! Zun zun at that moment... NO RECEPTION..

I'm already dying inside le.. the laughter is so hard to contain !!! So.. all i could do is to talk to myself on the phone.. and laugh out loud.. -____-

I noe.. its a stupid and crazy thing to do.. But i'm already dying of not being able to laugh..



2. Happy Lu Le Le
This is just overheard from my colleague's phone conversation.. And he told us the conversation later too..

He said " I asked for the english name.. She said "Happy".. I asked for the chinese name.. She said " Le Le ".. I'm serious !! She is Happy Lu Le Le!! "

HAHAHAA.. hilarious parents..




3. Pui Pui (translated into english = Fat fat )

This is also from a phone call..

Caller: "'Hi.. this is Pui Pui.. "

Me: *covers phone*

Me: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!

Me: *uncovers phone* yes ?


ooh.. I'm a horrible person... >.<

BUT ah... come to think of it.. how come all of them are girls ?? is it a normal thing to name your daughter weirdly??

ERM.. I have just changed by 'fake' Ipod nano's music..


added a few songs and took out a few songs.. This post is SO unnecessary..
Btw, For the first 30 seconds or so, you will have the feeling that you are at some weird website with the "doo baaa baaa, doo baaa baaa, dooo baaa bbaa " chanting thing at the back.. hahhaha.. BUT! DO NOT WORRY !! the guy will start singing... and you will have the "FINALLY!!" feeling... hahahhaa... enjoy...

And I kinda like this song lahh.. Peaceful.. meaningful... Its "Say" by One republic...

*Quote*
"This song is about being happy with what you have in life, and not obsessing over what you don't have. Whether it's a person or relationship, love, or success, or even fame."
*Unquote*

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OOOhh.. and this guy.. I feel that he's quite.. talented.. You should have seen the covers he did..
Look up.. "Landon Gadoci"

I've added 2 - 3 songs of his cover to the list.. Click on it and see his beautiful face... wahhahaa..

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I'm going out for lunch.. *rumblee in my tumblee*

Maybe i should upload Winnie the pooh's song too.. ok no... i'm not going to upload.. -.-

Just stumbled across some pictures.. hahaha.. This was taken during a lunch break together with Karen and Aining ! We went to have STARBUCKS since coffee was much of a good idea for all 3 of us.. Karen insisted that we order the coffee for her.. being her first time there.. She decided to have JAVA CHIP.. So IT right... So technology related.. Like the Java script and micro chip.. blended together.. and you get Java Chip..

And.. Karen.. being all nervous and stuff.. She poke the straw.. poke poke poke.. until the coffee anyhow splash..
I saw her looking for something, on the floor, on the table, on her bag.. and I was about to ask her what she's looking for.. BUT.. She turned to look at my shirt.. and immediately burst out laughing..

She said, she saw the coffee splash out quite a big drip.. but she cannot find where it went.. so she want to search for it wanting to wipe it away or something.. when her glaze came up to my shirt.. The drip of coffee stain was there... -____- and she couldn't stop laughing..

And here are some funny pictures.. hahaha..

hhahahaha LOOK at the top right picture!! hhahhahaha!! We were planning to do a weird face.. but we changed plans in the end.. KAREN, not paying attention, she went to do the weird face.. HAHAHAHA when we checked the photo, we LAUGHED out loud !!

And we asked her to do a series of self-high expression that, felt.... wrong... hhahaa.. Bravo Karen.. and last but not least.. I shall entertain you all with this face...

I know.. stupid look right??? Just for entertaining YOUUU.. tsk.. How nice am I ? TOO nice..

Tsk tsk tsk... *shakes head*

As I have mentioned before (I think), Time flies like lightning!

Once again it is Baika aka BP aka Pang Boon Pang's birthday.. For many years now, ever since poly days, we have been unable to celebrate a decent birthday with him due to term breaks or stressful exams periods where the only thing we have ever thought of doing is this dreadful routine..

-The ROUTINE-
Find a library,
sit down,
place out our STACKS of revision practise papers nicely on the table
Place both hands on our heads
Start pulling our hairs out till our head hurts,
and den go home..

This routine is mostly done is school librarys, national librarys, Macdonalds(where it is not a good place for me.. too many distractions)..

Ohh.. I've sidetracked.... ok back to Baika's birthday celebration.. During the years.. we have stored up our love and this year, we celebrated his birthday at
NEW YORK!!!!! woooo!!!!

Ok.. We didn't really GO to New York la.. That would be TOO much love....

Instead.. We went to NEWYORK NEWYORK!! (Still exciting right???)

Behold !!THE NEW YORK POST!!




Birthday boy's dish.. He ordered pineapple chicken but he takes away the pineapple.. -_-


Aining's dish, filled with cabbage.. SO not appealing to me at all.. AT ALL!!! ok.. maybe the chicken shreds and the crumbs.. BUT THATS ALL!!


Tabi's so appetizing pasta.. So full of colours


Huimin's HALF spring chicken i tink.. which looked so good...


Karen's dish of HUGE Salty balls.. I mean.. Salty MEATBALLS..


Lydia's 2 Long sausages that looked VERY wrong when she finished 3/4 of the last one and left it 'hanging' there (without the egg covering it).. No one WANTS to eat it.. Too embarrassing.. hahhahaa!!


And.. my very sad boring dish.. -__- seriously.. When it arrived on my table.. I thought to myself " !!! WTH?! its like lying there so sadly... One piece!! "


Despite that.. I still had fun la.. hahaha.. cos there are FREE candy floss!!!

This was my face when I heard there's free candy floss!!
ok not really la.. I have no idea why I looked so shocked and happy at that time..

Back with the FLOSS~~~ Ours looked like a hairdryer.. *frowns*


and Karen TORE it apart.. accidently? or out of rage?? I'm suspicious that shocked face of yours when you TORE IT APART, and went "AIYAH!"


The other side of the table got a TREE!!


And they thought it would be funny if I used the candy floss as a moustache or a beard..
Long story short, I ended up doing THIS.. -_-


The birthday boy gets his bloody nice chocolate cake from Cedele.. Damn nice..


Opening the present..
I have to point out the Yellow Ribbon on his beanie.. HAVE to..


First shot...


Second shot after Baika shouted at the waitress.. hahhahhaha


There you have it.. The post of Baika's 22nd birthday.. Thank you thank you..

Stay tuned..

"Bella, we're leaving"

"Why now? Another Year-"

"Bella, it's time. How much longer could we stay in Forks, after all? Carlisle can barely pass for thirty, and he's claiming thirty-three now. We'd have to start over soon regardless"

His answer confused me. I thought the point of leaving was to let his family live in peace. Why did we have to leave if they were going? I stared at him, trying to understand what he meant.

He stared back coldly.

With a roll of nausea, I realized I'd misunderstood.

"When you say we -, " I whispered

"I mean my family and myself." Each word separate and distinct.

"I would like to ask one favor, though, if that's not too much," he said.

"Anything," I vowed, my voice faintly stronger.

"Don't do anything reckless or stupid, take care of yourself" he ordered, no longer detached.

I nodded "I will," I whispered.

"And I'll make you a promise in return," he said. "I promise you that this will be the last time you'll see me. I won't come back. I won't put you through anything like this again.You can go on with your life without any more interference from me.It will be as if I'd never existed."

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WHY EDWARD!!!! WHY!!!!!! OH MANNNN OH MY GOD ! WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE FUCK!!!


-_- over-reacting to a book? yes I am..