*warning, this isn't exactly a happy post*



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These days, many things.. many LITTLE things.. have sent annoyance down into my neck down my spine, into my legs which made mi wanna kick everyone or everything in my sight.. *breathing heavily*

I dunno.. Might be the PMS.. I dunno....

First incident:

I was in the toilet.. I reached for the toilet roll.. and teared it off at my desired length.. While bringing it towards me, the toilet paper slipped off my hand and dropped on the floor..

Believe me.. I WAS annoyed with the toilet paper..!! Annoyed till the extend that I was staring angrily at the toilet paper and made a loud "TSK... ".

Seriously.. I have no idea why I did that.. The toilet paper don't deserve that kinda treatment from me.. Not like the stupid toilet flush that pissed me off 5-6 years ago.. (details after this)

Anyway, after I calmed myself down.. I just tot to myself.. "haiya.. just pull another roll la... not as if don't have toilet paper already.. " .. den I relaxed...


Details on the stupid toilet flush 5-6 years ago.(FYI)*reader's discretion too*

I was using toilet... stomachache.. i think that time i had constipation.. Shitting was a personal living hell activity for me that time.. Well, wasn't really eating right last time la..

Anyway, I went in this toilet, laid my toilet paper on the seats and sat down, Trying VERY hard to shit.. JUST when A little is out, the toilet flushed... -__- den Soot back again...




First time nevermind.. So i tried again.. I SQUUEEEEZEE the shit out.. DEN as it's about to come out, The toilet flushed again... !!! *getting quite pissed off*

Nonetheless.. I was almost there... SO.. i decided to try again... being determined to get the shit out.. I SQUUUUUEEEZE again... >.<


Guess what?


Yes.. the toilet flushed again...







You noe what I did ???







I actually turn back to face the toilet flush, raised up my middle finger, and said

" FUCK YOU!! "

Yess... I cursed a toilet flush.. and of course.. it doesn't listen.. it just kept on flushing.. and flushing... I was so annoyed... I wiped my butt and go to another toilet to shit.. -___-"

Yes.. that was years ago.. don't laugh..

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Second Incident:

I was reading 'Breaking dawn' in Jarel's room while he was serving the net. And I saw an ant on my book.. CRAWLING super fast...

And yes.. I was annoyed at the ant... Cos its running around so messily and so fast!! And the next thing i noe.. the ant is gone... and it left me MORE annoyed...

Me : TSK!! WHERE IS THE STUPID ANT!!

Jarel : * looks up and stares at me *

Me : What !!! There's AN ANT on my book!! And I can't find it!!!


Jarel : *speechless*, *stares at me, blinked a few times* *returns his gaze back to his computer screen*

Me : TSK!! * flipping my book.. still looking for the ant *

And, like all endings, the ant was never found...
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Third incident :

Let's just say that I've finally found one Ang moh that managed to irriate the crap out of me..



Ok.. maybe TWO ang mohs.. cos the one standing behind me also quite irritating.. but not as bad as the one IN FRONT OF ME...

This ANGMOH, was ONE AND A HALF HEAD taller den me... SO TALL!!! WTH... DEN the thing is.. TALL nevermind leh.. He kept on fidgetting... Like moving back and forth.. back and forth.. you noe, like that kinda dance you do to keep your pee in you while you are waiting for the toilet.. ??

He was doing that !! THE WHOLE TIME WHILE HE WAS QUEUING !! And poor me.. I was standing behind him.. kenna knocked by him a few times.. But You think he would stop moving?? NO!! HE DID NOT!! He just continued on... AND NO i don't think he looks urgent to me.. In fact.. He looks very comfortable..

He knocked.. and moved forward and continue to move about.. talking to his friend.. I was very much intimidated by his height.. Arbo i sure scold him... Even when he order.. You noe mostly.. when ppl move forward in a queue, you move forward along with them ? NEVER do that when you're standing behind him. Cos when he moved forward to order.. You close in the gap behind him, he will suddenly order finished and den move backwards.. I can't imagine he moved back, tripped on me(because i'm actually small-sized compared to him), and fell... Will I be crushed by him????

I kept a safe distance from him, not wanting to be a human pancake anytime soon.. BUT the ANG MOH behind.. The elbow keep poking me!! ARGH!! I was stuck in the middle.. No where to run.. and HUNGRY!! I have drawn you a diagram of my sufferings at Subway for better illustration... T_T



But, eventually I managed to get my sandwish and sit down peacefully and eat... my SUBWAY CLUB... yum yum....

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That marks my annoyances these week.. Hope this irritating attitude will fade away..