Came across some weird names since i started the working life..

A few just made me laugh when i hear them.. But! you can't blame me.. if you were there.. you would laugh too...

I shall just name a few that just made an impression..

1. Oral Cum ( I didn't noe how exactly do I spell her name.. I will elaborate later)- Singaporean

2. Happy Lu Le Le ( yes.. her english name is Happy.. her chinese name is Le Le..) - China

3. Pui Pui (I forgot her surname.. I hope its not 'See'.. or else it just proves that the parents are pure evil to call their daughter that.) - Singaporean

ok.. only can remember these 3 names.. So this is the list of the TOP 3 weird names I've heard so far !



1. Oral Cum..

I was on a train, on the way home.. This noisy bunch of young adults came in.. Guys and Girls.. They were around my age.. Probably a litte older..

AND THEY WERE VERY NOISY..

And the train was already SO crowded.. I was quite annoyed by them because they were just standing in front of me and talking loudly.. and I was very tired that day.. Just wanted my peaceful ride home..

Anyway, I think they just got to know each other and they were still asking each other's name.. During that , a guy noticed that i was quite annoyed with them.. cos I 'diao' him.. (meaning.. i Stared at him with the I-am-pissed-off look).. So anyway.. I ignored him later on and waited for my stop..

So, Being infront of them... I obviously heard all of their name.. and den.. this girl introduces herself when a guy prompted her..

Guy A : Hey.. So what's your name ?
( By the way, Guy A was the one shouting and talking loudly.. )

Girl O (Whispers): ermm... Later den say la..

Guy A : huh ? Why must later say ? Say now la !

Girl O (Whispers) : Don't want la.. Later later..

Guy A : Say leh... What's your name ?

Girl O finally gave in.. and said, "Oral Cum"

Guy A : Huh ?

Girl O : Oral Cum..

Guy A : WHY YOUR NAME LIKE THAT !!???!??!

Girl O : *becomes paiseh and didn't answer the question*

And there i was.. standing behind them.. FACING THEM!! When i heard her name.. My reaction is.. "WTF??"
I tried VERY hard not to laugh.. but I think my face expression already gave me away.. So I faster picked up my handphone and started to call someone to talk to.. and LAUGH..

BUT !! Zun zun at that moment... NO RECEPTION..

I'm already dying inside le.. the laughter is so hard to contain !!! So.. all i could do is to talk to myself on the phone.. and laugh out loud.. -____-

I noe.. its a stupid and crazy thing to do.. But i'm already dying of not being able to laugh..



2. Happy Lu Le Le
This is just overheard from my colleague's phone conversation.. And he told us the conversation later too..

He said " I asked for the english name.. She said "Happy".. I asked for the chinese name.. She said " Le Le ".. I'm serious !! She is Happy Lu Le Le!! "

HAHAHAA.. hilarious parents..




3. Pui Pui (translated into english = Fat fat )

This is also from a phone call..

Caller: "'Hi.. this is Pui Pui.. "

Me: *covers phone*

Me: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!

Me: *uncovers phone* yes ?


ooh.. I'm a horrible person... >.<

BUT ah... come to think of it.. how come all of them are girls ?? is it a normal thing to name your daughter weirdly??