Although this is a damn late post.. I still want to post it. And you have no say about it because.. this is MY blog.. and you can't do anything about it either!! hmmm.. unless u have my password la.. which... I hopefully hope, you don't... cos I will hunt you down..







Ok.. to me.. it looked a little retarded here and it looked as if the hind legs kenna chopped off.. But.. its just an angle, people.. just an angle...

See.. its so cute and comfortable with me.. And NO.. I did NOT drug it..

oh and.. I was bitten BY A TIGER !!! hahaha.. That's a sentence I'd never thought I'll say.. BUT really.. I WAS BITTEN.. hahhaa..

Random Question:why kenna bitten by vampire will become vampire, bitten by tiger won't become tiger ? Bitten by mosqitoe won't become mosqitoe ?

argh.. Anyway this post is just to prove how brave I am...

See ? I LAUGH SMILE at the face of danger...

End of the day.. The DANGEROUS tigers got very used to me being around.. They are already lying close to me for warmth.. and just slept on my legs! The trainer have to wake them up when we were about to leave.. Which I hated.. I don't want to leave ! I want to bring them home.. !

Wash your body and wash your hands too OK ? Prevent Swine Flu !!


ok.. i'm sneezing now.. -____-

Was I foolish to help ? Yes..
Was I stupid enough to believe her words ? Yes..
Was I too kind to help a friend in times of need ? Yes..
Have I believed too much on a person whom I barely know ? YES !

I feel so stupid, angry and betrayed.. All at the same time.. When she approached me in msn.. she sounded truely in need and desperately finding a way out, seeking help from a friend..

And there I was.. I just HAVE to help, don't I?
Can't I just watch her DIE in misery.. ?? I should have.. I would have now...
I could actually wish her to burn in hell for all I care..

But wait.. !
She can't die... yet...

She have to bloody return me my money first!!

Wait till I get my hands on her.. tat... tat.... ungrateful... conning... manipulating... FULL of excuses, HOPELESS, girl..

She is no longer a friend in need.. she is just a heavy debtor all creditors are waiting to get their hands on... Waiting to liquidate ALL of her assets.. and PAY US ALL BACK !!! ARGH!!!!
I will NOT accpet Bad debts... NEVER from this girl.. I will make sure she returns all of us our money back...

Melf lent her 1.1K !
Leo lent her $500 !
Rash lent her $60 ( lucky girl, she got back some money after continous scolding thru text and calls )
I lent her $200..

We are sadly, her prey.. she must be laughing at our willingness to help a friend in need.. Coming up with lame excuses like.. "hey.. There's seemed to be a problem with my atm card.. I need to get it replaced " to ... the forever " I will be getting my check later.. Once I bank in and the credit is thru, I shall transfer ur money back to u " ...

Its like.. her check is FOREVER pending.. !!

And there's the classic "I'm sorry.. I'm currently waiting for my turn to see a doctor at TTSH.. I guess this doc trip will cost me a bomb. I'm afraid I won't be able to pay u back this week cos i'm broke."

And when the doctor excuse is used, she went back to the "My company only gives cross cheques and the earliest is fri, I can promise you.

And when Friday is here, She'll go, "Hi i'm doing shift work. can I transfer to u tml morning?"

and when the next morning is here.. she'll have ANOTHER excuse saying " I'm sorry for delaying, i''m facing some problems on my side. So yeah, But i sincerely want to return your money and have no intention of cheating or whatsoever. Please trust me one last time"

and after another week, I smsed her again and it just goes back to the pay excuse.. " my pay is being delayed. I will surely do it once i get the money "

The last excuse from her is " Hi.. I changed my job.. and i didn't reply ur sms is cos my Prepaid Hi-card no more credits"

When I received that.. i was like WTH !!!! NOW CHANGE JOBS!?!??!?!!

Hai.. tell me.. is she cheating my money or what ?

Only thing that ponders me is, if she really wanna cheat my money.. she could have NOT replied ANY of my smses.. thing is.. she bothered to reply... tat makes me confused...

Hai.. I will never lend anyone money.. Blame HER !! She made me paranoid..

Unable to take a longer leave, we are left with choices with Bintan, Tioman, Batam.. you noe.. the nearer places.. just a getaway from his stressful work.. and of cos.. MY stressful work life.. And of cos.. TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY!!

We chose Bintan, Cos the pictures on the net looked so beautiful.. So.. We went... =D

On the ferry ride.. So far so good.. No one's vomitting..
After the bus ride, we finally reached the room!!


We were VERY tired.. So after a short dinner we decided to turn in early. But THIS woke us both up..

Like WTH !! $12 per hour ?? $500 per month?? hahhaha.. I am happy i'm with Singtel.


Him with the sea... We missed the Sunset !! ARGH...





And the most fun part is the buggy rental ( I feel la.. ) Cos its the FIRST TIME I'M DRIVING.. hahaha... Although they said we need a singapore driving liscense to drive it. The person just ask " no license, but can drive?? "... the immediately answer was " Can.. "... den the next thing, we're on the buggy DRIVING.. hahah.. although its only 2 pedals.. Go and brake.. Its a new experience for me la.. so exciting.. hahaha.. Although Jarel doesn't really trust my driving skills, he is brave enough to sit on the passengar seat without a safety belt when I'm driving at top speed.. hahah... I've learnt alot ok? i may just pass practical in one try.. hahaha.. =x

And the day pass just like that... Spent most of the time in the pool.. hahaha..


AND the room IS DAMN COLD!! That explains this next picture.. I was slping.. Sleeping happily it seems.. haha..

Anyway, the days went pass quite fast.. the next thing we are on our way back.. =(
Oh.. I saw this at the Ferry Terminal there.. WHY... WHY ON EARTH... will they sell that.. in a GIFT SHOP!?!?!

My reaction when I first saw it was..

Me: Erm.. is... that a statue of a dick??

Jarel: *sees* hahahaha!! yea I think so.. You go nearer and see la!

Me: *walks up to it*

Me: *walks back*

Me: Yes it is... -__-


That sums up the bintan trip.. too many pictures la.. and my computer internet connection super slow.. Upload pictures very pekchek!!
hahaha.. and its 2am le... Wo lei le... (I'm tired)

*over and out*
*tiu tiu tiu*

I just finished my work.. Wanted to relax a little by viewing blogs.. and this web Violation pop-ed up..



I'm actually BLOCKED from this website because it's TASTELESS???

WTH !!(First and ONLY reaction)

Categories with "Gambling", "Folklore", "Adult Material", I can understand.. But TASTELESS???
Now I have to choose websites with great taste in order to access it ??
hahahhaa.... ???? WTH!!

Agent Porkchop aka Jocelyn said
April 24, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

OOoooo you are there… You wan to noe the ending ?? huh ??? huh ??? hhahahhaa… so exciting… Jacob’s imprinting.. SO exciting!! hahhaha….

little-pig said
April 26, 2009 @ 12:55 am
hahah. nvm, dont be spoiler!! if not…. )@#$@#)$(@#*(!!!

Jocelyn said
May 4, 2009 @ 6:49 pm
OH … the ending.. Bella, Edward, Jacob… JACOB IMPRINTED ON EDWARD!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!

Jocelyn said
May 4, 2009 @ 6:56 pm

EDWARD WAS SO ANNOYED AT JACOB… but not as annoyed as BELLA!! She actually wanted to kill Jacob… But Edward explained to her that it is not like what she sees it.. Jacob just wans Edward to be happy.. That’s all he wish for..


Yes.. yes.. that is what happened... Breaking Dawn.. Go read.. its a exciting Gay VS Straights Love triangle ! HAHAHHAHA...

I was talking to Aining.. and Karen came online... and after talking to Karen... Aining began to become JEALOUS !!! hahhahaha..

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
stop talking to KAREN

Agent Porkchop - JAI HO!!! says:
hahhaha

Agent Porkchop - JAI HO!!! says:
HOW DID YOU NOE !!

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
duh

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
both of u

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
BOTH OF U

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
r distracted

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
now tt she's gone to bathe

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
U START REPLYING ME

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
obvious ni men..!

Agent Porkchop - JAI HO!!! says:
...

♥ ∂ïnïng says:
haiz

hahhaha.. Karen.. you see... We've made Aining sigh... She kept niam-ing that she is a substitute..