Oh no oh no.. I am so sleepy in the office.. And to keep myself awake, I've done ALL my work promptly.. so now... i'm left with NOTHING.. NOTHING left to do !! ( until the next pile comes in like in an hour later. )

In the meantime.. What shall i do ?? Hmmm? Entertain ppl online ? Brush my teeth ? Drink water ?

So many ambitious thoughts but my butt won't leave my chair..

bored bored bored...

Ahhhhh


*blows hair upwards, like what Zeekee used do* ( you noe ? the lower lip over the upper lip, leaving a small gap and blow up to make your fringe fly.. )

Oh!! the conversation of the morning.. hahhaha!! From Karen, the lightning terrapin herself..
She had quite a few interviews planned these weeks... AND.. read on..

闪电小龟 ！says:
oops !

闪电小龟 ！ says:
LOL

闪电小龟 ！ says:
i got an interview today..some MP financial thing

闪电小龟 ！ says:
totally forgot abt it

闪电小龟 ！ says:
haha!

闪电小龟 ！ says:
so not enthu abt it

™Thunder Pig VII - says:
HAHHA

™Thunder Pig VII - says:
what time is it

闪电小龟 ！ says:
10.21am

闪电小龟 ！ says:
why why?

™Thunder Pig VII - says:
-.-

闪电小龟 ！ says:
hahahah!!!!

™Thunder Pig VII - says:
I MEAN.. what time is the interview

闪电小龟 ！ says:
u meant the interview??

闪电小龟 ！ says:
LOLx

™Thunder Pig VII - says:
idiot karen

闪电小龟 ！ says:
2.30pm

闪电小龟 ！ says:
Hahahahha!!!

闪电小龟 ！ says:
silly karen!

闪电小龟 ！ says:
SILLY!!

闪电小龟 ！ says:
LOL

™Thunder Pig VII - says:
i was still wondering how come the interview time so weird..


See ? Karen is the other Aining... -___- and I DID NOT INFLUENCE THEM!! THEY INFLUENCE ME !!

aining© says: woooooooooo

aining© says: printing hk pics?

aining© says: 3R 4R how much ah?

~*Karen*~ says: eh

aining© says: im thinking if u print in bulbs cheaper

~*Karen*~ says: 4R $0.33 each

~*Karen*~ says: BULBS??

aining© says: bulks!

aining© says: COME ON

~*Karen*~ says: get this JOCELYN!!

~*Karen*~ says: QUICK!!!

aining© says: T___________T

aining© says: /spam

aining© says: spam

aining© says: no

aining© says: way

aining© says: n

aining© says: o

™Thunder Pig VII says: I GOT THAT

™Thunder Pig VII says: And Aining, no matter how u spam.. i can always scroll up and get it

aining© says: come on

™Thunder Pig VII says: whahhaha

aining© says: COME ON

*Lots of confidential stuff which isn't for the naked eye to see...*
and Karen ends off the session :

~*Karen*~ says:
okie Dear Jocelyn

~*Karen*~ says:
the bell is ringing and ur consultation session is up

~*Karen*~ says:
i must attend to another patient now

~*Karen*~ says:
wuahahahaha

~*Karen*~ says:
rmb to arrange ur next appointment with my receptionist Recept Siew before u leave

~*Karen*~ says:
and make payment oso

~*Karen*~ says:
thank you

~*Karen*~ says:
rmb Loctor Siew's advice!

~*Karen*~ says:
have a nice day Jocelyn!

~*Karen*~ says:
hope to see u again soon!

~*Karen*~ says:
BYE jocelyn!

Such a great Doctor don't you think ?!?! hahaha.. Thank you Karen.. I mean.. Doctor Siew...


~*Karen*~ says:
lolx

~*Karen*~ says:
just say men in general terms loh

~*Karen*~ says:
we all have problems with coming to terms with our men's views

~*Karen*~ says:
they always think they are right

~*Karen*~ says:
lolx

~*Karen*~ says:
wah wah

~*Karen*~ says:
extra time leh

~*Karen*~ says:
lolx

Hahahaha!! I got extra consultation time too !! ok.. I should stop..

Hai.. many... TOO MANY post.. involves Aining...
I need to strike her name off my blog.... BUT.. she keep doing funny things.. I have to share..
Yes.. Aining.. You are funny... and irritating.... Don't you love to hear this ??
Sigh..

While walking back from Maxwell.. UNDER the scorching sun hitting down mercilessly on our bare skin.. We saw this Bangalah smoking.. And Aining asked seriously,
"The weather so hot.. Still smoke.. The cigeratte won't catch fire and burn him up ??"

I laughed.. but.. it seemed that she was SERIOUSLY considering that possibility.. and asked
"Won't meh ? "
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And later in the day..

aining© says:
stop using Italics

™Thunder Pig VII - Just another Royal Pig - Fattened says:
hahhah

™Thunder Pig VII - Just another Royal Pig - Fattened says:
its nice.. its like i'm writing a story

aining© says:
yes

aining© says:
its irritating

aining© says:
it made my eyes feel its slanted

™Thunder Pig VII - Just another Royal Pig - Fattened says:
fine, are ur eyes straight now ?

Hello my readers,

I did something stupid today.. (like every other day)

Read below

Aining introduced her new colleague, Debbie, to me today..
She was a rather quiet person cos I think it was her first day at work.. So she appeared a little shy or sth.. I dunno..

Anyway.. We went to 'Shop and Save' after lunch to shen shen shen.. !!

Decided on a can of green tea of 75cents and headed for the cashier first, while Aining and Debbie continued to look around..

At the cashier, I was digging for that 75cents. And from the corner of my eyes, I saw Debbie came to join me quietly at the queue with another can of drink …

So after my payment, I reached over the counter, took 2 straws and thoughtlessly handed her 1 straw without looking up while I keep my change… I did a little push to hint her to faster take the straw cause I no hands to keep my change..

I saw her hands hesitated as it reached out to me. And her hands accepted the straw from me in a state of confusion and reluctance. Like I've done something unnatural.
So when she finally took the straw from my hands,
I raised my head to meet her gaze, wanting to ask her “ Why? You don’t want straw ah??”

Only to see this girl holding that straw, and giving me the why-are-you-giving-me-straw look...

And I froze..

She is NOT Debbie !!!!!!
SHE IS SOME RANDOM STRANGER IN THE QUEUE BUYING A CAN OF DRINK !!!

I instantly exclaimed a very LOUD , “ EH ??? " followed by a, "I THOUGHT YOU....??? "
And went "HAHAHAHA!!!" very loudy AT HER FACE while she shoot a puzzled look at me.

After I realized my loud laugh, which probably scared her, I was horrified to also realize the fact that I was laughing madly to a stranger!!
I was so blardy embarrassed that I walked away immediately without explaining anything further to the stranger. STILL laughing to myself, I search frantically for Aining and the REAL Debbie..

When I found them, I was laughing so hard till I can't even tell the incident to Aining or Debbie.. So I just pointed to Debbie and pointed outside and continued laughing..

WAH LAO!! Damn paiseh la.. The innocent stranger must be thinking I’m some crazy and over-helpful woman shopping in shop and save…

From the preface of Twilight,

"I stared without breathing across the long room, into the dark eyes of
the hunter, and he looked pleasantly back at me.
Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone
I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something."

Aining read it and looked at me with a face filled with questions and asked,

Aining : Eh? Who is Noble ?

Me : Huh ?? Noble ?? Got Noble this person meh ???

Aining : Got.. Thereee.... *points to the word Noble*

Me : *almost fainted*

Me : YOU KNOW !! NOBLE??? WEI DA?! IT'S NOT A NAME OF A PERSON LAH !!

and she suddenly realise the stupidness of the question and went,

Aining : OOOOOHHHH!!!

And laughs at HER own stupidness..

Me : *faints* I'm blogging this...

This is only the preface of the book... Imagine what other weird nonsense I will receive when she starts Chapter 1.

Hahaha.. Noble.....

Aining, don't tell me you didn't see the full stop... Without the full stop, the whole sentence wouldn't have made sense !! Hahaha.. so its not a good excuse...


Part 2

Ok lah .. ok lah.. With Aining's STRONG OBJECTION to this post, INSISTING that she asked the question because she didn't see the full stop.. I shall... say.. it was a mistake anyone could make... Its not your fault, Aining... Not your fault.. I thought Noble was a person too, when I first read the book..

历史不断重演..
这情节重复了一百遍..
我好累..


成了你的傀儡一年..两年..
才看见我有多狼狈..


我不想再为你掉泪..

Hahahaha.. Watch this..




For girls, watch this..



And for a little laugh, you could watch this!

I was accompanying Aining to buy a cake for her colleague.. We walked from CPF building's Secret Recipe to the Coffee Bean to my building's Han's and crossed over to International Plaza(IP)'s Bengawan Solo to Sweet secrets.. ONLY to hear her boss say "Tiramisu" which means.. we have to go back to COFFEE BEAN..

But we were lucky.. cos IP have Coffee Bean.. don't have to walk all the way back to CPF BUILDING !!

Anyway.. the whole cake cost a freaking $52/- !! And Aining's boss only gave her $50. So.. technically, her boss owes me $2... hahaha.. WSG's boss owes me $2 !! wow !!

Oh and, we took a really long time cos.. Coffee Bean has the cake, the knife, the fork, the EVERYTHING, but they ran out of candles.. Which defeats the whole purpose of purchasing the WHOLE cake !! A birthday cake without a candle.. The staff was funny enough to suggest using a lighter to take the place of the candle.. (he does the action of blowing the lighter), which he eventually stopped when he saw me and Aining wasn't buying the idea.

The manager came out.. and found a solution.. which is... He had to RUN over to the CPF building outlet to get the candles for us..

Manager : How many candles do u need ?

*Aining looks at him blankly and said*

Aining : er... One..

*Manager faints*

So being the MANAGER.. he said.. "Sigh.. OK !! Wait for me.. "
and he Ran across the roads under the blazing hot sun and came back with 5 candles and gave it ALL to us..
Aining and I thought, he never keep some for the shop meh? What if another person comes in and request for candles again ??? hmm.. hahaa.. that's something he should think about..

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hahaha.. NOW.. the LAUGH of my day.. and Aining's day.. -__- is my stupidity..

We heard a horn of a car and a small screech of the tyres near us, so we turned and looked.. It was a BMW changing lanes without signaling..

Aining : wah.. what happened?

Me : the BMW lah.. Change lane never signal I think..

Aining : PMW?

Me : No its BMW lar!! Go dig your nose!!! * Pause * I mean EAR!!

I was thinking, "shit.. shiit. shitt.. did she realize the mistake ??"

Aining paused for 2 seconds to register the whole scene, looks at me with wide-eyed and went...

Aining : hahahhahhaha !!!

I was of course laughing also la.. Laughing at myself and her reaction... Laughing how the whole thing sounded.. I even used the utmost intelligence kinda tone when I said "go dig your nose!! "
And I literally saw the whole thing register in her brain.. Like her eyes went from normal to super big and eventually, her bursting out in laughter..

And.. As expected.. She was so amused by this incident that she decided to put that as her MSN nick.. -__-

There... Conculsion : Hanging out with Aining has.. no doubt.. affected my logical construction of sentences..