I just saw this post at Baika's blog.. NEWLY chinese-fied blog.. with all the chim chim chinese Cheng yu and the 'bah' and the 'mah' and the 'ah' and the all-so-funny ' 天啊！'

hahaha.. My laughter came to a halt when I chanced upon THIS post... -_-

*Quote*

今天和一对疯疯癫癫的朋友出去吃晚饭,笑料百出,笑声不断, 实在让人捧腹大笑!

那一个疯婆子根本不把自己的形象放在眼里,逗趣十足!害得我也完全失去理智!

想跟大家分享也不知要从何下手, 那就不多谈了!

疯了, 疯了!

*Unquote*

Note that 疯婆子? Yes.. its me... I know its me.. I know his disapproval of my existence to make him laugh like an idiot that day.
Is it sad, Baika? To deny my utmost talent and intelligence ?

HAHAHA...Btw, YOU were the one 'provoking' me ! Asking me weird questions which will natually lead to weird answers right?

Questions like "I think this one is better than the other one.. because it squirts right?"

*pauses*

HOW DO YOU ANSWER TO THAT!! hahahahha... !!

SO.. concluding this very post..

I wish to tell baika.. that 疯 man.. that... YOU are AS 疯 AS this 疯婆子!!

Like I said, it probably doesn't mean anything to some of u... but...

I PASSED MY FINAL THEORY!!!

WAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was so damn happy when I saw the 4 lettered word.. no.. not the word 'F**K' ... -_- the OTHER 4 letter word where u get in tests and exams...

... ok... neither is the word 'FAIL'...


ANYWAY... I remembered the first time I took the test, and got the 4 letter 'F' word popped up to my screen. I was so paiseh ! I even desperately try to tap around the screen to make it go away.. its DAMN BIG TO embarrass the tears out of you !
And for those who have not gone to those agonizing test, don't bother to tap the screen.. IT DOES NOT.. i repeat.. DOES NOT go away... It stays there to humiliate u for a good minute or so...

All u can do is.. Stand up.. hang ur head down low and leave the room SADLY..


On my second attempt, I was determined.. I was ANGRY !! I WAS RAGING WITH REVENGE !! I WANTED TO PASS!!
of cos.. I was damn nervous too.... Many questions were hard... but many questions were... erm... funny.... hahaaha... likeee....

You are making a left turn, a cyclist is infront you, obscuring your path. You should,
A : Horn continuously at the cyclist until he gives way
B : Overtake the cyclist and make the turn anyway
C : Allow the cyclist to move first before you make the turn.

I was imagining myself horning the cyclist and I started smiling to myself... which made the instructor walk towards me.. He probably thought that I was cheating... -.-

Anyway.. I checked through my answer THIS time... Made sure I was sure... There were more than 5 questions I was unsure... REALLY unsure... like.. no matter how many times I read the question.. I STILL dunno the answer.. So I went " ahhhh.... Fu** la... " and clicked End test...

And there it is... The beautiful 4 letter word... in GREEN... OH OH OH!! I started smiling!! out the classroom, down the stairs, to the canteen, to the chair and sat down smiling.. its was a happy day.. =D =D =D !!

BUT.. this is only theory.. the practical is the one that is the one I should be afraid... hai...
Need to book my PDL soon..


*wish for a car*

*wish for a car*

*let me strike lucky draw or toto*

*wish for a car*

*wish for a REAL car*

Gym Conversation

Hahahaa.... Aining and Angelia is gonna hate me for posting this.. But I can't stop laughing... They said it so loud !! hahahhaa!!

After showering.. we were at the hair dryers there, drying our hair.. Then... I heard...

Angelia : eh... I BLOW YOU, YOU BLOW ME.. !!!

Aining : Hahaa.. yah... ok !!


*they smiled at each other*


While me.. at the other side... was trying VERY hard not to laugh... Was dying to get their attention !!
(FYI, I was not beside them.. I was at a distance.. ALONE!! Tryin not to laugh out loud!!)


hahhahaah!!! Say me dirty or what la ah.. but it.. was VERY FUNNY!!!

When walked over and got their attention, all I manage to say is
"I blow you, you blow me????!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! "


*They paused*

Registered the thing in their head and both of them went, "WAH LAO!!!!!! "


HAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!!!

WATCH THE ECLIPSE TOMORROW!!!

No.. I'm not refering to the book, NOR the sweet.... I'm refering to the real thing..

Tomorrow it seems, we Singapore will get a partial solar eclipse, from the big one happening in China, India and Japan. Scientist says it will be seeing its longest total solar eclipse in almost 500 YEARS !!!

SHO COOL!!!.. Apparently, SOME ppl don't find it COOL enough having the Sun covered by the moon and having the world in partial darkness in the broad daylight..

but... still !! WOOO!!! ECLIPSE !!!!

Those who wants to watch it.. please refrain from sleeping for wake up early for it at 8:40am to 9:40am. The max eclipse should be around 9:11am...

Take pictures if u can ah!!

hahahaha.... so exciting !! AHHWOOOO!!!! The wolves must be feeling super high now...

The question of the day.

Do we actually STILL need directions on the back of a shampoo bottle ????

Seriously...


WHO is shampooing for the first time?? Anybody !?!?!

And those who ARE shampooing for the first time... you can't read anyway !!!


And the 1800- hotline ??? Are they for people who find the directions are the back of the shampoo too vague for understanding ??

Hahahaa... having idiots asking "Lather, Rinse....... wait a mintue... How many times do I need to repeat this??"

I know I haven't been bloggin for a while.. Well, a few updates.

Big news : Michael Jackson, the king of pop, died on 25 June 2009. It was a sad day. Many people was shocked by the news, including me. There I was, starting my daily work, opening the internet explorer to MSN.com. That's when I saw the huge picture, saying that he died.. I thought it was a upcoming show that he's doing, but NO... it wasn't.

I opened the link in another tab while I went on to do my work, STILL oblivious to the impactful, grieving news. Until I went back to the link and started reading. The more I read, the more horrified I was. Like " HE'S REALLY DIED??? "

That's when I received a call from Jarel confirming the news. He was still joking to his colleague that MJ died. He was more shocked than me.

MJ's MTV came on the TV at work.

Jarel : Wow.. look at his moonwalk.. no one can beat that..

Colleague : Of cos la!

Jarel : Do u know he die already ? hahaa..

Colleague : Yea I know ah.. It was on the news what.

Jarel : huh??? He died ?

Colleague : Yeaaaahhh... You didn't watch the news ???

Jarel : HE DIED?!??!! I WAS ONLY JOKING WITH YOU?! HE RREALLLY DIED !?!

That's when he called me to grieve... -.-

Hai.. Life's unpredictable isn't it.. MJ was only 50.. He lived in a life of the rich and famous. But had he really lived a life that he wanted ? He was thrown into the cruel world of entertainment at a young age and all his life, he is a performer, a singer.. He has been acting and living what others want him to live. Never really had a real childhood. His actions are constantly questioned and broadcasted by the media. It's must be irriating and depressing.

Well, Michael, at least, many cried for u when you left the world, and many cheered and celebrated that you actually lived.

Hahaaha.. Poor Piglet..!!