Hahhaha!! So you see ? Engrish ish important...

Check this out.. So cool.. I wish I could be there..

Michael Jackson - Thriller


Its like.. on the streets den suddenly everyone started dancing !!

The only time I saw this kinda scene of many ppl 'dancing' together is during the Great Singapore Workout.
Hmmm.. Maybe Singapore should change the Great Singapore Workout music TO MJ's music.. hahahha... Den everyone have to learn his 'beat it's move... So cool...
its alot better than clapping your hands and den push the air infront of you right?

Anyone still remember the GREAT Singapore Workout?? hmmm?? YEARRSSS AGO... on ACES Day... -_- During primary and secondary Schooll...?? hmmm??
hahahha..

Let me recap your memories...



The quality of past videos.. well you know.. its blur and we all looked like we all in some massive porn movie..(hahahhaha) or like we just walked into a mosaic censor box.. hahhaa.. looked as if the WHOLE clip is censored..
Well.. If it is.. den... there's a pretty good reason for it in this video.. DID YOU SEE THE TIGHTS ON THAT GUY !! OH MAN... Skinny guys in YELLOW TOP and HIGH black TIGHTS... doing exercise like a Gay/(happy) bumble bee.. oh.. the horror!!

And to my younger generation friends who have not gone thru this throughout your childhood, You have a lucky kid ! We were practically FORCE to exercise like tat.. Those who refuse to do it.. will be dragged to join the leader at the FRONT.. ON A TABLE !! or ON THE STAGE!!

I officially think Birds in Orchard, hate me..

They are a bunch of overpopulated, unhygenic, noisy, boring, blardy birds!

It has happened again.. For THREE blardy times... THROUGHOUT THE YEAR ! its NOT even ONE year.. And I've been shitted on by them THREE TIMES!!

My first time (I got attacked)

I was queueing up for food with my dear at Somerset's Kopitiam. There I was, minding my own business.. Ordering food from the stingray stall..

Den suddenly.. "Piak!"

I knew by then what I am expected to see on my shoulder.. Slowly and carefully, I turned my head to see the disgusting white yellowish watery thing.. Wah laooo.. Feel like vomitting to even think of it.. Totally made mi lose my appetite... AND I HAVEN EVEN EAT MY FOOD !!

BUT .. I did what a civilised citizen of Singapore would do.. I took out my tissue paper and wiped it away calmly, walked to my sit and sat down..

So I waited for my food... And when the food came, I was.. a bit... disgusted by the bird shit that I don't really feel like eating.. but because.. as usual, the crazy pig order SO MUCH which he thinks the amount of food normal.. I will feel very lang fei (wasted), if I don't eat.. So I eat..

Which leads to my SECOND encounter.. and YES.. its on the same DAY..

I was eating.. Jarel was buying drinks.. Him way from the table.. Me alone against the army of birds once again... Hai...

I heard a second "Piak!".... this time..... on my head......

Natural reaction, u would touch your head to feel what it is... and yes.. I am disgusted.. MORE disgusted in fact.. no no... I was ANGRY..
When I saw the same yellow shit... I really feel like climbing up the tree, drag that bird down and strangle it... That's how you will feel if you EVER get the chance to get shitted on TWICE in a day... Anyway.. Jarel came back.. and I didn't say anything.. I just showed him my hands.. and my black annoyed face.. And guess what he did..

Yes.. he laughed..=_=

The next day.. I was dignosed with high fever.. hahah.. maybe due to the outrage anger I felt that shot my body temperature right up. I was still worried it was bird flu.. I even went online and check for bird flu symptoms.. i tot i was turning into one of them ! I don't want to be a bird.. !!

Anyway.. It wasn't bird flu.. Phew! and I eventually recovered...


Third encounter
At town AGAIN!!! on FRIDAY (21st Aug). After gym with Angelia and Aining.. I went seperate ways with them cos I need to go to Paragon's market place to buy wine.. Cos need to use the vouchers which would expire on 15th Sept.

Hai.. on the way there.. while crossing the road.. ANOTHER "PIAK!!!"

WAHHhhh... I TELL YOU.... I SUSPECT ITS THE SAME BLOODY BIRD LOR !

The bird must be thinking "hey... she looked familiar..!! OH!! that girl !! oh oh oh.. I shall fly to her n shit on her... "

Hai.. this time.. I was really pissed and can't do anything.. cos.. my hands were holding the plastic bags.. I just submit to fate and got into a cab and faster find sth to wipe that digusting thing off...

When I reached Jarel's house... I stomped in the house in annoyance... He naturally asked "What what happened?"

my answer : "THAT STUPID BIRD LA !! 3 TIMES ALREADY !! KEEP SHITTING ON ME!! "

And YES.. He STILL laugh!!!! ARGHH!!


Now, I even feel like bringing an umbrella with me everytime I go town... Prevent the bird from recognising me.... Defending myself..


Yours Sincerely,
-Poor victim of the BIRD-

Today was a rather big gathering of dirty-minded ppl.. Hahahhaa!! Ok..... Maybe only a couple of dirty ones which infected the whole group eventually..

There were, Aining, Lydia, Fang Zhi, Baika and Me !

We were talking about Aining's tuition student... Emeraldo...
The conversation went something like this..

Me : Tell them about how you had oral with your tuition kid !
Baika : *eyes big with interest*
Aining : What.. I had Oral practice with my tuition kid...

Baika and me looked at each other and went "HAHAHAHAH!!!"

Aining : eh.. he not bad ok.. can last for 1 hour ! Not tired one..

I was probably dying from laughing that I could not even speak properly.. No matter HOW you say it.. It sounds SUPER DIRTY ! hahahaha...

Baika : If I did Oral for 1 hour, I would be damn thirsty !

Den Lydia started to ask..

Lydia : Huh? Oral for 1 hour ?? His mouth not tired ah ??

All stared at lydia.. And another burst of laughter !! This coming from lydia !! Hahahaa..

Lydia : What.. I dunno.. I never had Oral before...

This sentence made us stop.. (we didn't know which Oral she was refering to.. So to be safe, I guess we all sticked by the CLEAN oral, meaning the Real school oral examination.. ) which led us to ask the following questions..

Baika : You never had Oral before ? Not even in secondary school ?? I scored well for my chinese Oral..

Lydia : No.. I've never had Oral before..

Fang Zhi : Huh ? Never ??!? I thought in Secondary sch its a must ??

Aining : ya ? How come you never had Oral before?

Jocelyn : Ya.. I thought we all had Oral during Secondary sch ???

Lydia : *pause* wait... which Oral ARE you all talking about ?

All of us seemed to know WHICH oral SHE is refering to now.. and all burst out laughing again.

Baika : HAHAH!! We never even think dirty for the last minute.. You are the one who is thinking dirty !!

Jocelyn : HAHAHHA!! Seriously !! HAHAHAH!! So DID you HAVE oral or not.. The one with the teachers sitting infront of you !!

Baika : I already said.. Chinese Oral.. English Oral... Why are u still thinking about the OTHER oral... hahahahaa!!

Anyway.. it was a LONG conversation... and we finally have to leave Soup Spoon to go back to the office... So when I came back to the office.. Lydia was on msn... and....


™Thunder Pig VII - Bring me to Egypt with youuuu... ='( says:
see.. after one session, YOU ARE ALREADY SO DIRTY !

™Thunder Pig VII - Bring me to Egypt with youuuu... ='( says:
asking Baika abt oral !

*Lyd says:
lol

*Lyd says:
i was sincerely concerned

*Lyd says:
!!!!

*Lyd says:
doing oral for 1 hr

*Lyd says:
seriously will be tired

*Lyd says:
wun u be!?!!?

™Thunder Pig VII - Bring me to Egypt with youuuu... ='( says:
hHAHAHHAHHA

™Thunder Pig VII - Bring me to Egypt with youuuu... ='( says:
WHICH ORAL ARE YOU TALKING ABT !!!

*Lyd says:
real oral!!!!!

™Thunder Pig VII - Bring me to Egypt with youuuu... ='( says:
as in the ORAL exam you take in sch or the OTHER one??? -_- you have to specify clearly...


So You see.. with us.. Do not use words like ORAL.. or COME... or BLOW.. or sentences like.. " I was embarrassed when she pulled me.. " or sentences like " He very long leh.. Go blow him"
hahahhahahhaahhaa!!! (the last sentence clean meaning is "he's taking very long.. Go rush him..") in case u are wondering..

hahhaha.... So.. You see.. We are a dirty class of people..


SO CHLOE LEE..!! NEXT TIME Don't ask me to MAKE THE FAN BLOW YOU... I will think in it in a dirty way and will laugh... And if Baika is beside me... Be prepared to see both of us laughing... hahahhahaa!! and like what Baika would say, our 笑声不断, 实在让人捧腹大笑!