I officially think Birds in Orchard, hate me..

They are a bunch of overpopulated, unhygenic, noisy, boring, blardy birds!

It has happened again.. For THREE blardy times... THROUGHOUT THE YEAR ! its NOT even ONE year.. And I've been shitted on by them THREE TIMES!!

My first time (I got attacked)

I was queueing up for food with my dear at Somerset's Kopitiam. There I was, minding my own business.. Ordering food from the stingray stall..

Den suddenly.. "Piak!"

I knew by then what I am expected to see on my shoulder.. Slowly and carefully, I turned my head to see the disgusting white yellowish watery thing.. Wah laooo.. Feel like vomitting to even think of it.. Totally made mi lose my appetite... AND I HAVEN EVEN EAT MY FOOD !!

BUT .. I did what a civilised citizen of Singapore would do.. I took out my tissue paper and wiped it away calmly, walked to my sit and sat down..

So I waited for my food... And when the food came, I was.. a bit... disgusted by the bird shit that I don't really feel like eating.. but because.. as usual, the crazy pig order SO MUCH which he thinks the amount of food normal.. I will feel very lang fei (wasted), if I don't eat.. So I eat..

Which leads to my SECOND encounter.. and YES.. its on the same DAY..

I was eating.. Jarel was buying drinks.. Him way from the table.. Me alone against the army of birds once again... Hai...

I heard a second "Piak!".... this time..... on my head......

Natural reaction, u would touch your head to feel what it is... and yes.. I am disgusted.. MORE disgusted in fact.. no no... I was ANGRY..
When I saw the same yellow shit... I really feel like climbing up the tree, drag that bird down and strangle it... That's how you will feel if you EVER get the chance to get shitted on TWICE in a day... Anyway.. Jarel came back.. and I didn't say anything.. I just showed him my hands.. and my black annoyed face.. And guess what he did..

Yes.. he laughed..=_=

The next day.. I was dignosed with high fever.. hahah.. maybe due to the outrage anger I felt that shot my body temperature right up. I was still worried it was bird flu.. I even went online and check for bird flu symptoms.. i tot i was turning into one of them ! I don't want to be a bird.. !!

Anyway.. It wasn't bird flu.. Phew! and I eventually recovered...


Third encounter
At town AGAIN!!! on FRIDAY (21st Aug). After gym with Angelia and Aining.. I went seperate ways with them cos I need to go to Paragon's market place to buy wine.. Cos need to use the vouchers which would expire on 15th Sept.

Hai.. on the way there.. while crossing the road.. ANOTHER "PIAK!!!"

WAHHhhh... I TELL YOU.... I SUSPECT ITS THE SAME BLOODY BIRD LOR !

The bird must be thinking "hey... she looked familiar..!! OH!! that girl !! oh oh oh.. I shall fly to her n shit on her... "

Hai.. this time.. I was really pissed and can't do anything.. cos.. my hands were holding the plastic bags.. I just submit to fate and got into a cab and faster find sth to wipe that digusting thing off...

When I reached Jarel's house... I stomped in the house in annoyance... He naturally asked "What what happened?"

my answer : "THAT STUPID BIRD LA !! 3 TIMES ALREADY !! KEEP SHITTING ON ME!! "

And YES.. He STILL laugh!!!! ARGHH!!


Now, I even feel like bringing an umbrella with me everytime I go town... Prevent the bird from recognising me.... Defending myself..


Yours Sincerely,
-Poor victim of the BIRD-