Have you ever looked back on songs you had mindlessly sung to when u were a little goat kid?

Well.. Some of us have..

And it has taken a toll on us when we found out what those lyrics actually mean !!

*Warning, Viewer's discretion. Possible Dirty Context depends on your level of dirty humor*
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Lets Start off with the one you sang at Nursery School shall we ?

Zoo Song (Nursery)

We are going to the Zoo, Zoo, Zoo
How 'bout You, You, You?
You can COME too too too,
We are going to the Zoo, Zoo, Zoo~

Asking people to cum in the zoo ???

2 Become 1 (Spice Girls)

Candlelight and soul forever
Dream of you and me together
Say you believe it say you believe it
Free your mind of doubt and danger
be for real don't be a stranger
We can achieve it we can achieve it
Come a little bit closer baby get it on get it on
'cause tonight is the night when 2 become 1

I need some love like I've never needed love before
Wanna make love to ya baby <--- (You were singing this line while you were in Pri 5/6, my friends..)
I had a little love now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to ya baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Silly games that you were playing
Empty words we both were saying
Let's work it out boy, let's work it out boy
Any deal that we endeavor
boys and girls feel good together
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it
Are you as good as I remember baby? Get it on, Get it on
'cause tonight, is the night,when 2 become 1

I need some love like I've never needed love before
Wanna make love to ya baby
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to ya baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on<-- (!!! Put what thing on!! hahahah!! )(Since she is singing to ask him be wiser, I guess she is asking him to put a condom on.. =X Again, let me remind you... Pri sch children.. singing THIS... Including us.. Great sex education thou.. But still... It's kinda sick hearing kids sing this..) 'cause tonight is the night when 2 become 1







And there's this Jazzy Nice song..



Don't Know Why (Norah Jones)

I waited 'til I saw the sun
I don't know why I didn't come
I left you by the house of fun
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

When I saw the break of day
I wished that I could fly away
Instead of kneeling in the sand
Catching teardrops in my hand

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Out across the endless sea
I would die in ecstasy
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road along

My heart is drenched in wine
But you'll be on my mind
Forever

Something has to make you run
I don't know why I didn't come
I feel as empty as a drum
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come
I don't know why I didn't come

Now it's YOUR turn to tell me what’s wrong with this song… HAHAHAHHAHAA.. !!!
(*Hint :Read the words in bold… which seem to have more ‘meaning’ in them as it appears to be.. hahahaha..)








There's still MUCH more songs that have more meanings and doesn't appear to be as pure as you tink it is when you were young... There's always dirty humor everywhere... Lurking in every corner..





Everyone remember BJ ? Barney's Friend ? The yellow dinosaur..


Well.. Have you EVER wonder what is going thru the scripwriter's head or WHAT the scripwriter was doing when he decided to call this character a BJ ???? hahahah..





For those who dunno who the hell is BJ, I've made life a little easier for you..

Hahaha.. Well.. leaves you think about the importance of listening carefully to lyrics right ? Cos you'll never know what you OR your kids are singing.. hahaha!!

That's all for now.. Adios my Amigos !