Good morning everyone! Its the morning dirty chat with Karen and Jocelyn once again.
But like I said before,(I think I said before), to understand these talks/jokes, you have to have at least a dirty mind.. No need filthy mind.. but just DIRTY mind.. hahahha..

So today Karen and I were talking about eating candies.


闪电乌龟！says:
oohh..eating my happy rainbow candies now
hahahah

(from here onwards.. it started sounding dirty.. But i didn't realise it until she pointed out)
Thunder Pig VII™ - Interesting dream.. says:
oohh!
is it nice?
is it sweet?
how long does it last?

闪电乌龟！says:
depends
becoz its RAINBOW
its a mixture of sweet and sour
but nth strong
hmm
2-3min?

Thunder Pig VII™ - Interesting dream.. says:
SO FAST?
its quite big leh!

闪电乌龟！says:
so small!

Thunder Pig VII™ - Interesting dream.. says:
hahahaha

闪电乌龟！says:
hahah

Thunder Pig VII™ - Interesting dream.. says:
its big compared to the one i ate
i mean
unless u bite it.

闪电乌龟！says:
u realise our convo can sound wrong?

Thunder Pig VII™ - Interesting dream.. says:
HAHHHAH

闪电乌龟！says:
lol
yah
i'm biting it
hahha

Thunder Pig VII™ - Interesting dream.. says:
ahhhhh!!

闪电乌龟！says:
lol
kns
hahaahha


Hahhaha.. AND.. just a FYI, do u know 50cent - Candy Shop, is a dirty song??? hahaha.. some of you dunno right? Still dance and bounce ur head to the song.

I just woke up from a rather interesting dream.

Can't remember the entire part, but the last part was very vivid.

I was travelling and was brought to this place where no one has even been to, because it is one of the hardest place on earth to go. Anyway, I made it there. But I missed my flight back to Singapore because Jarel was talking to his colleagues until 11:45am and we missed our 12pm flight. Because the journey back down takes at least 30minutes..

We were forced to climb over mountains to head to a place to settle down at a place to wait for the next day to travel to the airport. Somehow, after all the climbing, we appeared to be at the top a gold waterfall! You know? it looked really very beautiful! The whole waterfall is pouring down GOLD instead of water. BUT, we were at the top.. And the only way down is to jump.
The gold will probably NOT kill me cos its quite fine, like sand. and jumping down might hav a chance of surviving.

But I was still afraid. So Jarel jumped first. He survived and signalled me to jump. I just stood up there until he have to come back up and throw me down.. YES.. HE THREW ME DOWN!! I landed in the water. (dunno how come become water). Den later I saw him jump down too.. I could hardly move in the water because there are SO many fishes and SHARKS.
Jarel screamed to me to keep moving, or else the sharks will think I'm dead and will eat me up. So I struggled and forced myself to move against the current and the fishes. And what made things worse is the sea urchins! Wah, I needed to force myself to move AND keep my focus well, so I won't step on any of them and get poisoned and die.

So after all the woohaa.. I got outta the water. Somehow, I was alone, Jarel somehow is not there. So I went to search for him. It was a weird place with old statues and shines. Old, but the place is beautiful.

Next scene, I'm in the imperial army. -____-

I was climbing mountains again!.. This time a snow mountain. The army was quite small.. like around 10 people. Led by a few generals. Our missions seemed to be transporting the princess up to the palace.
I'm holding some kind of role in the army.. Like, I think I'm the 2nd in command. I have to look out for the others. oh! We have these super horses that can climb mountains! Its like, we are climbing 45 degrees up.. and 90 degrees up!! The horse just hooked themselves on some sandbags and pulled themselves up level by levels. Amazing horses.
I was the last 3 that reached because there's this general that is suppose to guard the princess, he refuses any help!

I reached the top of the palace and saw him and the princess still down there, so I put down my bags and went back down to help them. I offered my assistance by reaching out my hand and asked him to hold on to it so I can pull him up.
He just said something like "不！我自己能上去。你先走吧!"
So I just took some of his bags and said "好！那我把这些那上去先.."
He looked at me like with face no choice and said, "Thank you." in English.
I tell you, its like a chinese imperial olden army, where we are still carrying spears and those old weapons. But we speak with a mix of english and chinese.. haha.. quite weird.

When he finally got the princess up, one of the other generals went up to him and scolded him. Saying things like, "你知道你这个态度能把我们全都害死吗？我们要帮助你,可你不愿意！你知道你这样也会害死公主吗？公主有什么事，你程的起吗！" Yea.. it was sth like that la.. My chinese isn't that good to know the entire thing they were saying.. But the general who was scolding him was quite pissed off.. Like asking him what is he trying to prove to the King by not wanting to be helped by others..
But I just walked away from the scene to do my things cos its non of my business.. den I can't remember the rest....


Anyone who knows how to interpret dreams. Please tell me what all these means. hahaha...