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Friday, April 30, 2010
Love, it is like shitting.
Think of the below sentences for love, and shitting.. it applies to both!
You can try to force it to happen all you want, but if the right feeling isn't there, no matter how hard you force it, nothing would come out. Well, you'll only achieve pain, agony and a blue face.
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However, when it is time for it to happen, no matter how much you try to control it or stop it, it will eventually.... erm.... you know.... show itself.
However, when it is time for it to happen, no matter how much you try to control it or stop it, it will eventually.... erm.... you know.... show itself.
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If you really DID control it, and it gets constipated/bottled inside ur heart for too long, you will eventually feel very uneasy and the thought of it will ALWAYS be on your mind.
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Sometimes, the feelings need to be cultivated for it to come out smoothly.
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If you sit at a position for too long, your butt will get numb. Just like love. So move! Keep things moving for the both of you. Find activities to spice up the love, so it won't be dead still.. or you'll get a numb butt.. And with a numb butt.. You can't feel anything anymore right? So move that ass!
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Sometimes you'll feel that its over. But when you are about to leave, the feeling comes back again.
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When it is too much to bear, you will experience pain and u'll wish at that moment, that you have a bigger asshole(bigger heart/courage) to just endure it through.
When it is too much to bear, you will experience pain and u'll wish at that moment, that you have a bigger asshole(bigger heart/courage) to just endure it through.
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Both love and shitting feels good when you are experiencing it.
Both love and shitting feels good when you are experiencing it.
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You can forego it for one day, two days.. But when you have not experienced it for many days.. It shows on your face...
You can forego it for one day, two days.. But when you have not experienced it for many days.. It shows on your face...
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When it isn't smooth, u'll feel frustration.
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And last of all,
Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle of nowhere.. it is up to you to either push it out? or suck it back in! Hahahahahha!!!
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So there you have it.. Love - shit relationship!
Hahaha.. and yes... I thought about this in the toilet while shitting.. It suddenly dawn upon me that they both are really alike!!
Just that, love is beautiful and shitting is ugly...
Well.. Enjoy the weekends!
*Jocelyn
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